New World Order

“I have an idea."
“And I have a feeling I’m going to hate your idea,” Hermione returns, crossing her arms over her chest.
“We should pretend to be together.”
“What? No. Why?”
“It’ll help you save face with Potter. And it’ll let Weasley think he’s justified in hating you which, trust me, is the kindest thing you could do for him right now. He’ll move on faster.”
“And what would you get out of such an arrangement? Actually, no, don't tell me. I don’t care.”

A Dramione fake dating story inspired by To All the Boys I've Loved Before.